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Funny Anti-Jokes That Need No Punchline in 2025 |
What did the Jew say when he entered the bank?“I am now in the bank.” |
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Funny Panda Jokes to Get Your Daily Dose of Cuteness |
What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?Never had a selfie in color. |
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Funny No Arms And No Legs Jokes For Twisted Minds |
Frank and Patty. |
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Funny Sushi Jokes to Start Rolling in Laughter |
A man asked his Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”He said, “No th... |
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Funny Lesbian Jokes That Are Finger-Lickin’ Good |
Why are lesbian couples two and half times more likely to get divorced than gay male couples?Because... |
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DJ Jokes And Puns That Hit The Right Beats |
What do a cop and a DJ have in common?They both tell drunk people to put their hands up. |
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Funny Easter Dad Jokes for the Whole Family in 2025 |
Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license?Because no poaching is allowed. |
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Funny Amputee Jokes And Puns That Are (H)Armless |
Why was the amputee depressed?He was de-feeted. |
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Funny Gift Jokes And Puns for Every Wonderful Occasion |
An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, “Because you have lived a good and vir... |
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids Full of Holiday Laughter |
What do you call a sick person who hates Christmas?Ebesneezer Scrooge. |
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Funny Depression Jokes And Puns to Laugh Through Pain |
Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity?It’s a sad stat... |
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Dark Morbid Jokes to Dive into the Grim Side of Comedy |
Why does the number 10 have PTSD?Because it’s between 9/11. |
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Funny Dr. Seuss Jokes And Puns to Discover the Whimsical World |
What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?Green Eggs and Wham! |
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Funny Elvis Presley Jokes Perfectly Fit for the King |
The Pope visits the USA.When he arrives at the airport, there is a group of people chanting “Elvis, ... |
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Funny Weed Jokes to Keep You Laughing Through 420 |
What should you do if your kid comes home and you smell marijuana?Have a joint discussion. |
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Funny Chiropractor Jokes To Crack You Up Now |
Why was the chiropractor’s clinic called punctuation?Because it’s a posture fee. |
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Funny Milk Jokes And Puns That Aren’t Too Cheesy |
What kind of milk do they drink on Wall Street?1%. |
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Funny Bud Light Jokes And Puns to Keep Your Party Going |
What do you call a Bud Light that’s been studying all night?A “brew”nius! |
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Funny Feminist Jokes Funnier Than Women’s Rights |
Why shouldn’t you tell a menstruation joke to a feminist?She might ovary act. |
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Lactose Intolerant Jokes That Won’t Give A Stomachache |
Remember that lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living?He can’t take it, but he ca... |
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Dirty Star Wars Jokes for Naughty Adults (18+) |
Why did Darth Vader reject all the wh*res at the brothel?“All Too Easy.” |
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Funny Pervert Jokes For Dirty-Minded Pervs Like You |
What’s a pervert’s favorite train stop?Molestation. |
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Funny Oscar Pistorius Jokes That Sneak Up On You |
What’s the quickest way to turn a blonde into a redhead?Ask Oscar Pistorius. |
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Funny Gravy Jokes And Puns For Holiday Season |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Handsome.(Handsome who?)Handsome gravy to me, please. |
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Dirty Christmas Jokes And Puns For Naughty Adults |
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of b**bs are there?”Th... |
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Funny Wine Jokes For When You Really Need A Drink |
What’s the most popular white wine?“They took our jobs!” |
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Funny Bald Jokes For The Smooth Headed People |
Kratos may be bald…But Freya’s son is balder. |
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Funny Missionary Position Jokes for Adults |
What’s a Mormon’s favorite coitus position?You’d probably think it’s missionary, but I’m pretty sure... |
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Dirty Jokes That Are Too Funny to Resist in 2025 |
What is the hottest instrument to play?A Bagpipe. The ladies have got to respect a man who can blow,... |
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Circus Jokes & Puns For The Carnival |
A man and his wife are having dinner.“Ringling Brothers will be in town this week,” she said. “Accor... |
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Funny New Year Jokes for a Hilarious Start to 2025 |
Why do people use fire during the new year?Because fireworks. |
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Dirty Hoe Jokes That Are Just Hoe-larious |
What do you call it when a traditional Georgian prostitute gets murdered?A good ol’ fashion hoe down... |
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Old and Senior Citizens |
How do snowmen greet each other?“Have an ice day!” |
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Funny Chicken Wing Jokes And Puns to Make You Cluck |
What do you call a friend who brings you 2 dozen chicken wings?A wing man. |
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Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes for Celebrations in 2025 |
What do you call a golfer celebrating Cinco De Mayo?A sand-wedge enthusiast! |
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Funny Insurance Jokes That Claims to Amuse |
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery.Her husband waits in t... |
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Dirty Weekend Jokes You Shouldn’t Read at Work |
Two women are chatting.“My 15-year-old son is getting to be a right little b@stard, hanging about in... |
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Dark 911 Jokes That Seem Funny But Taboo |
Why didn’t Superman save New York City on September 11?Because he was in a wheelchair. |
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Funny Adoption Jokes for the Ever-Growing Family |
Why couldn’t Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?Because the shelter was non prophet. |
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Funny Climate Change Jokes And Puns to Break The Ice |
Did you know that many people don’t take climate change seriously?It would be cooler if they did. |
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Dyslexia Jokes You Shouldn’t Tell A Dyslexic |
Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy. |
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Funny Terrorist Jokes That Are Utter Bombshells |
What do lonely terrorists have sex with?Blow-up dolls. |
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Dark 911 Jokes That Seem Funny But Taboo |
Why can’t George W. Bush get hired as a drummer?Because most songs are in 4/4 but Bush only does 9/1... |
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Funny Principal Jokes for a Happier Staff Lounge |
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?Because he was cursing in class! |
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Funny Racing Jokes To Test Your Roar Limits |
How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer?Just Juan! |
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Best Dad Jokes to Open a Flirty Conversation |
Am I your TV?Because you always turn me on! |
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Funny Bacon Jokes And Puns That Everyone Will Love |
What do you call real bacon?Genuswine. |
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Funny Summer Jokes for Kids to Beat Heat in 2025 |
Why did the dolphin cross the road?To get to the other tide! |
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Funny New Zealand Jokes for Kiwi People |
What’s the difference between a Kiwi and an Aussie?One’s a soft, hairy fruit the others a Kiwi. |
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Funny Monster Jokes To Give You the Spooks |
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?He had a plane to catch. |
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Funny Racist Jokes That Can’t Be Read Aloud |
Did you know that racists get drunk very quickly?It’s because they have low tolerance. |
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Dirty Catholic Jokes for Adults That Are Inappropriate |
Why don’t churches have WiFi?Because they don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actuall... |
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Funny Racing Jokes To Test Your Roar Limits |
Why did the fifth captain drop out of the sailing race?He had a sense of four boating. |
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Funny Cat Jokes for Kids That Are Meow-velous |
A policeman in the countryside stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat.“What are... |
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Funny Aggie Jokes from Your College Station |
Did you hear about the power outage at Kyle Field?People were stuck on the escalators for four hours... |
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Silly Jokes That Deserve A Comedy Medal |
How much money does a skunk have?Just one scent. |
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Funny Periodic Table Jokes And Puns Easy To Remember |
The periodic table says it’s Bi!But that’s none of our bismuth. |
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Funny Kiss Day Jokes to Sneak in Between Smooches |
Why shouldn’t you celebrate Kiss Day with a bird?You get chirpies. But it’s okay because it’s tweeta... |
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Funny Abortion Jokes That Are Funny AF (no Kidding) |
What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?Fetus, deletus. |
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Dirty Science Jokes You Shouldn’t Tell in Class |
A Scientist, a Mathematician, and an Idiot are in a car. Crashing into a tree, all three die. They a... |
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Funny Gun Jokes Aiming for Laughs Without Misfires |
Isn’t weird about the people who commit violent crimes with guns?At least become a cop first so you ... |
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Funny Star Wars Jokes That Aren’t Really Forced |
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain.She’ll be able to use the force to raise an... |
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Funny No Arms And No Legs Jokes For Twisted Minds |
Because she has no arms or legs. |
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Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for Him and Her |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Aisle.(Aisle who?)Aisle never stop loving you! |
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Old and Senior Citizens |
Why doesn’t Santa lose weight during Christmas?All those cookies keep him “round!” |
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Dirty Easter Jokes for Naughty Adults in 2025 |
Why do we color Easter eggs?Because Jesus dyed for your sins. |
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Funny Hot Weather Jokes To Beat The Heat |
It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron. |
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Funny Weed Jokes to Keep You Laughing Through 420 |
Why shouldn’t cows smoke weed?Because the steaks would be too high. |
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Funny Chiropractor Jokes To Crack You Up Now |
Did you hear the one about the extremely adaptable chiropractor to insects?They were great at making... |
| 70 |
Funny Fire Jokes So Hot They’ll Light Up Your Day |
Did you hear about the bread factory that caught fire?Everything is toast. |
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Best Dad Jokes of 2025 That Are Funny |
A man walks into a coffee shop and asks for an Americano.Barista: “May I suggest a Canadiano instead... |
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Funny IT Jokes to Backup Your Sense of Humor |
An IT guy goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil begins to explain his everlasting torment. “Dow... |
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Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes for Celebrations in 2025 |
How do you find a Mexican during Cinco de Mayo celebrations?Shout loud that the police are coming. |
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Dirty Irish Jokes And Puns for Drunk Adults in Pub |
An Irish guy is sitting at a bar and a gay man walks in and whispers in his ear “want a blow job?”Th... |
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Funny Flat Earth Jokes to Push You Just Over The Edge |
If the earth is flat, why should be the ground called?The gflat. |
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Funny Wednesday Jokes To Walk Into Hump Day |
Why did Wednesday go to the dentist?To get a midweek cleaning! |
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Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes to Shamrock Your Day |
What’s a hamburger’s favorite holiday?St. Patty’s Day. |
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Funny Mickey Mouse Jokes for the Disney Fans |
What did Minnie Mouse name her child?Minimum Mouse. |
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Funny Greek Mythology Jokes Through Ancient Gods |
There were rumors spreading that Zeus had been cheating on his wife with other women.But it was all ... |
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Funny Shirt Jokes to Button Up Your Day with Laughter |
They found a shirt that says, “I see dead people.”But I can’t wear it because it only fits mediums. |
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Dad Joke Of The Day in 2025 |
👉 Category: Religious Jokes😂 Explanation: The joke plays on Rihanna’s lyric “We found love in a ho... |
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Funny Polish Jokes That Should Be Banned in Poland |
Why do Polish people have ski at the end of their names?Because they can’t spell toboggan. |
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Funniest Christmas Jokes Ever Shared |
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit?Fanta Claus. |
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Funny Dick Jokes That Comes in All Shapes And Sizes |
Why does a man name his organ?Because he doesn’t want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions. |
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Funny Fat Jokes That Surely Work Out in 2025 |
In 1978, amateur astrophysicists Frederick Mercury and Brian May posited that the planet’s axial rot... |
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Funny Unemployment Jokes to Get You Fired Up |
Do you know about 4/20?It is National Weed Day, 4/21 is National Surprise Drug Test Day and 4/22 is ... |
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Funny Helen Keller Jokes That Are Dark |
Why did the others think that Helen Keller was a rude baby?She never played peek-a-boo. |
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Funny Blwjob Jokes And Puns To Make You Laugh |
What do you call conversation during BJ?Job Interview. |
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Funny Father’s Day Jokes to Make Old Man Smile in 2025 |
Why isn’t Father’s Day observed in Egypt?They prefer mummies. |
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Funny Lesbian Jokes That Are Finger-Lickin’ Good |
A Lesbian couple Eva and Julia asked their single male neighbor to help them conceive a child.They s... |
| 91 |
Funny Gum Jokes And Puns That Are Easy To Swallow |
Why did the gum cross the road?It was stuck to the chicken. |
| 92 |
Funny Dracula Jokes And Puns for Halloween |
What happens when you cross a snowman and Dracula?You get frostbite. |
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Circus Jokes & Puns For The Carnival |
A horse walks into a bar.“Bartender, scotch on the rocks, please!” he says.“Did you just talk?” says... |
| 94 |
Funny Greek Mythology Jokes Through Ancient Gods |
The God of the Sun has burnt millions and millions of people…But that’s ok, because he Apollo-gized. |
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Funny Father’s Day Jokes to Make Old Man Smile in 2025 |
Son: Hey old man! Don’t forget, tomorrow is Father’s Day!Father: Yes I know and it is a Sonday too. |
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Funny Insurance Jokes That Claims to Amuse |
What’s the best health insurance in America?Go Fund Me. |
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Funny Akpos Jokes to Tell Your Nigerian Friends |
The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnel in the war and desperately needed more people to fil... |
| 98 |
Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes to Shamrock Your Day |
Classic St. Patrick’s Day Joke.An Irishman walks out of a bar. |
| 99 |
Best Dad Jokes of 2025 That Are Funny |
Why do astronauts use Linux?Because you can’t open windows in space. |
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Funny Geometry Jokes That Make Every Angle Hilarious |
Yo mama so fat, she took geometry because she heard there was gonna be π. |