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Funny Colonoscopy Jokes To Make You Go LMAO |
Did you hear about the man who got his colonoscopy test back from the doctor?Apparently, he has got ... |
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Mexican Jokes That Will Guac Your World in 2025 |
In 1912, Hellman’s Mayonnaise was manufactured in England.In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 j... |
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Funny Graduation Jokes for the Special Class of 2025 |
What do you call a column with a degree?spoilerA graduated cylinder. |
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Farmer Jokes About Agriculture And Farming |
Dam it. |
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Funny Geography Jokes to Put You on the World Map |
Geography teacher: Could name a country with no ‘R’ in it?Student: No way! |
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Jokes For Seniors That Never Get Old |
I’m so old, Moses and I played poker together. And Judas would cheat too. |
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Funny Hooker Jokes You Cannot Share With A Woman |
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do ... |
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Funny Old Lady Jokes for People of All Ages |
The little old lady didn’t always live in a shoe. She once had a house, but when she couldn’t pay th... |
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Funny Woman Jokes That You Cannot Share With A Lady |
Women say they like a man who is ‘funny’ and ‘spontaneous’.But you knock on their bedroom window at ... |
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Old and Senior Citizens |
What’s a snowman’s favorite part of decorating the tree?Hanging the icicles! |
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Dirty 4th Of July Jokes And Puns for Adults |
What has more explosions than the 4th of July?Iran during New Year’s Eve. |
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Funny Addiction Jokes That You Cannot Share With Addicts |
Do you know that shopping addicts are the opposite of drug addicts?The more stuff they buy, the less... |
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Elf On The Shelf Jokes for Big Holiday Smiles |
To what animal does an elf need to connect to become a real creature?To an Ant, It becomes an elphan... |
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Funny Shopping Jokes And Puns For Shopaholics |
How are Restaurants and Online Shopping alike?You have to give your order to the server. |
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Funny Cum Jokes And Puns As Good As Any Happy Ending |
Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she c*ms all over his face and says messy eh?He looks up at... |
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Funny January Jokes And Puns To Start 2025 |
What activities do some couples engage in during the first month of the year?Get Janumarried. |
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Funny Kim Jong Un Jokes Straight from North Korea |
Kim-Jong un wanted to know what his citizens thought of him, so he disguised himself as a regular ci... |
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Dark Orphan Jokes You Shouldn’t Laugh At But Will |
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance. |
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Funny Star Wars Jokes That Aren’t Really Forced |
What is the official pasta of Star Wars?Rotini! |
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Funny Columbus Day Jokes You Need To Discover |
How did Christopher Columbus pay for his trip to the new land?He used his Discover card. |
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Clean Jewish Jokes Only for The Chosen People |
How is Judaism a lot like the pH scale?On one side of the spectrum there are basic Jews, and on the ... |
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Best Witch Jokes For Kids And Adults |
Do you know that witches don’t fart?They cast “smells.” |
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Funny Milk Jokes And Puns That Aren’t Too Cheesy |
How do babies like their milk?Womb-temperature. |
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Funny Graduation Jokes for the Special Class of 2025 |
How do they determine the homecoming queen and valedictorian in Alabama high schools?The homecoming ... |
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Top 100 Yo Mama Jokes To Get a Laugh in 2025 |
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even put the past behind her.Yo mama so ugly, the Devil had to get baptize... |
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Funny Greek Mythology Jokes Through Ancient Gods |
Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?Demeter. |
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Funny Tesla Jokes That Are Fully Charged with Fun |
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Tesla?A porcupine carries its pricks on the outside. |
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Funny Diarrhea Jokes And Puns To Get Your Sht Together |
What do you do if someone has Hiccups and diarrhea?Scare the sh*t out of them. |
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Funny May Jokes For 5th Month of 2025 |
The 4th of May is only for celebrating puns about Star Wars. The real fans of Star Wars have a whole... |
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Funny Tequila Jokes And Puns to Spice Up Your Happy Hour |
Did you know this fact about Tequila?Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the te... |
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Funny Polish Jokes That Should Be Banned in Poland |
Who was Alexander Graham Kowalski?The first telephone Pole. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why do people love Tuesdays?Because it is the farthest one can get from Mondays. |
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Funny Taco Jokes For A Crunchy Collection of Humor |
What do you call a taco with fangs?Chalupa-cabra! |
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Funny Taylor Swift Jokes to Shake It Off |
Why doesn’t Taylor Swift ever get lost on a hike?Because she always knows “the way home.” |
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Funny Canada Day Jokes for True North Fun in 2025 |
You may not believe that today is Canada’s 158th Birthday…It’s Trudeau… |
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Funny Nigerian Jokes for Some Naija Laughs |
How are girlfriends like Nigerian presidents?The next one is going to be worst bro, so just stay whe... |
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Funny Good Friday Jokes to Resurrect Your Mood in 2025 |
Do you know who would never call today “Good Friday”?Jesus. |
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Funny King Charles Jokes You Cannot Share With Royals |
Where does King Charles go out to eat?Burger King. |
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Funny Newfie Jokes Straight from the Newfoundland |
Two Newfies, Larry, and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer.Larry turns to Doug an... |
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Funny Nazi Jokes And Puns Beyond Meinkampfort Levels |
What do you call a Nazi that’s missing an arm?Anti-semmetric. |
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Funny Beer Jokes And Puns to Start Your Brew-tiful Day |
What kind of soda do dogs drink?Barq’s Root Beer. |
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Funny Gift Jokes And Puns for Every Wonderful Occasion |
A woman took a nap on New Year’s Eve.When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that yo... |
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Funny Unemployment Jokes to Get You Fired Up |
What do you call a jobless and homeless prostitute?A Destitute. |
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Funny Liverpool F.C. Jokes You Shouldn’t Tell A Scouser |
You’ll never walk alone, especially when you park in Liverpool. |
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Funny Friendship Day Jokes To Tell Your Friend in 2025 |
A sofa. |
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Funny Cotton Candy Jokes And Puns for Sweet Smiles |
Yo mama so stupid, she still calls cotton candy “fairy floss.” |
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D-Day Jokes Inspired by the Normandy Invasion in 2025 |
Where’s the best place to find a man with no arms and no legs?Omaha Beach. |
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Crocodile Jokes You Cannot Share With An Alligator |
What do you call crocodile HIV?GatorAIDS. |
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Dirty Ice Cream Jokes And Puns for Adults |
A penguin is driving to the mall when his engine begins to run quite rough and smoke begins to emerg... |
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Funny Reindeer Jokes For Holly Jolly Christmas |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Reindeer.(Reindeer who?)It looks like rain, dear! |
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Funny Brunette Jokes That Will Have A Blonde in Stitches |
What is the major reason a brunette can keep her figure?No one else wants it. |
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Funny Dentist Jokes to Get Your Fill of Dental Humor |
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?The dentist. |
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Dark 911 Jokes That Seem Funny But Taboo |
Where were most New Zealanders on 9/11?9/12. |
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Funny Jesus Jokes And Puns About Christ |
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God…Did Mary have a little lamb? |
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Funny AI Jokes And Puns for Some Artificial Humor |
AI isn’t the problem.Remember when you point the finger at AI, 6 more point back at you. |
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Dirty Irish Jokes And Puns for Drunk Adults in Pub |
In Ireland, they’ve decided to switch from driving on the left-hand side of the road to the right-ha... |
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Funny Fish Jokes That Are Absolutely Fin-tastic |
Why can’t a fish be a radio host?Because if he goes on air, he’ll die. |
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Funny Cotton Candy Jokes And Puns for Sweet Smiles |
One day, the teacher asks Bula “What is soft, pink, and gives you pleasure?”Bula answers confidently... |
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Funny Cannibal Jokes for Hungry Man-Eaters |
A cannibal invites a friend around for dinner.As they’re tucking into the starter, the guest says, “... |
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Funny Olympics Jokes Straight from LA 2028 |
After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, “When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan L... |
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Funny Easter Jokes for Seniors That Never Get Old |
Wife: “What are your plans for Easter?”Husband: “Same as Jesus.”Wife: “What do you mean?”Husband: “I... |
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Funny Periodic Table Jokes And Puns Easy To Remember |
Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?It made him feel like he was in his el... |
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Funny Devil Jokes You Cannot Share With Satanists |
A man is walking down the street on a Friday evening when the Devil appears in front of him and says... |
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Funny Depression Jokes And Puns to Laugh Through Pain |
Why did the hurricane kill itself?Because it had tropical depression. |
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Funny Super Bowl Jokes And Puns for Super Laughs in 2025 |
What’s crazy about going to Usher’s Halftime show?He shows you to your seat. |
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Funny Swinger Jokes To Add Fun to Lifestyle |
Did you hear about the married-parents swingers club?You show up and don’t have s*x with someone els... |
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Funny Voting Jokes You Cannot Share in a Democracy |
Where did the stripper go to vote?She went to the Poles. |
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Funny Voting Jokes You Cannot Share in a Democracy |
What do Japanese people do when they have an erection?They vote. |
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Funny Punjabi Jokes from The Land of Five Rivers |
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It’s already raining.Sardar: So what take an... |
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Funny Spring Jokes to Brighten Your Day in 2025 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Boo.(Boo who?)Don’t cry, it’s just April showers bringing May flowers! |
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Jokes For Seniors That Never Get Old |
My grandfather says to me, “When I was a boy you could walk into a grocery store with two dollars in... |
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Funny Cat Jokes That Will Leave You Feline Fine |
What did the bilingual cat say?“Woof.” |
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Funny Gift Jokes And Puns for Every Wonderful Occasion |
Did you hear about the dyslexic egomaniac?He thinks he’s Dog’s gift to everybody. |
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Funny Drug Jokes That You Can’t Resist |
What do you call a female duck that’s on drugs?A quack wh*re. |
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Funny Father’s Day Jokes to Make Old Man Smile in 2025 |
What is the difference between Father’s Day and Mother’s Day?Mother’s Day commercial: Diamonds on sa... |
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McDonald’s Jokes & Puns That You’ll Be Lovin’ It |
Why are McDonald’s ice cream machines not allowed in the court room?Because they’re always out of or... |
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Funny Star Wars Dad Jokes for Galactic Fun in 2025 |
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain.She’ll be able to use the force to raise an... |
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Funny Special Olympics Jokes Straight from LA |
What are combat sports in the Paralympics called?Partial arts. |
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Funny Big-Head Jokes for Humongous Laughs |
Do you know that people with big heads don’t just have memory lanes?They have memory highways! |
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Funny Dating Jokes You Cannot Share on The Next Date |
Timber. |
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Funny Calculus Jokes to Break the Limits |
There was a young man weeping at a library table.A young lady approached him and asked what was wron... |
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Funny Pi Day Jokes for Math Enthusiasts in 2025 |
What do you get when you divide 355 Jack-o’lanterns by 113 Jack-o’lanterns?Pumpkin Pi. |
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Jokes for Adults That Hit Naughty Spot in 2025 |
Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated?Too Mennonite. |
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McDonald’s Jokes & Puns That You’ll Be Lovin’ It |
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?French flies and Diet croak. |
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Funny Star Wars Jokes That Aren’t Really Forced |
Who Did Princess Leia’s Hair?Darth Braider. |
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High-larious Stoner Jokes And Puns for Your Next Sesh |
What do you call a stoner arsonist?A highlighter. |
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Funny Proctologist Jokes for Fun Behind the Scenes |
What do you get when a proctologist runs track?Rectal pro laps. |
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Funny Calculus Jokes to Break the Limits |
e^x, x, and x^2 went to a party.x and x2 noticed e^x had been standing in the same corner since they... |
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Funny Shopping Jokes And Puns For Shopaholics |
A man walks into a glass store.An employee says, “Would you like to buy anything?”The man replied, “... |
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Bad Dad Jokes That Are Painfully Funny |
What do you say to a hit man who’s paid in chicken that fails his mission?No harm, no fowl. |
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Funny Ohio Jokes And Puns Straight from the Midwest |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ohio.(Ohio who?)Ohio Silver! |
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FC Barcelona Jokes You Cannot Share With A Cule |
Where are the most fans of Barcelona?In Spain but ‘S’ is silent. |
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Funny October Jokes For The 10th Month Of 2025 |
Why should you remove the filling of a hot dog at a cookout in October?So you can serve hollow-weine... |
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Funny January Jokes And Puns To Start 2025 |
How was the snow globe feeling in January?A little shaken. |
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Funny Tagalog Jokes Every Pinoy Will Love in 2025 |
Anung sasabihin mo kapag may nakita kang donut na nasa bubong ng bahay mo?“Bavarian!” |
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Dirty Prostitute Jokes That Are Not Illegal |
What’s the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster with epilepsy?Well, one you h... |
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Funny Brunette Jokes That Will Have A Blonde in Stitches |
What do you call a brunette who broke up with her boyfriend?Homeless. |
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Alien Jokes And Puns For Extraterrestrial Entertainment |
What do you call an Alien with three eyes?Aliiien. |
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Funny Chicken Jokes That Hatch Giggles Fast |
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights?A chicken. |
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Dark Morbid Jokes to Dive into the Grim Side of Comedy |
What’s red and crawling up a girl’s leg?An abortion with home sickness. |