| 1 |
If I asked you to go out with me,Would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? |
| 2 |
Are you google?Because you’re everything I’m searching for. |
| 3 |
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?I don’t have a Ferrari. |
| 4 |
Are you trash?Because I wanna take you out. |
| 5 |
My love for you is like diarrhea,I can’t hold it in. |
| 6 |
Are you my appendix?Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. |
| 7 |
How do you make a hormone?Put lithium batteries in her vibrator. |
| 8 |
Hey baby, think you can handle 12 inches?(after she looks at you in disgust) Well you’re in luck, I’m only packing 5. |
| 9 |
Good thing I have my library card,Because I’m checking you out. |
| 10 |
There are only 24 letters in the alphabet,I keep missing u and don’t know y. |
| 11 |
Are you a good test score?Cause I wanna take you home and brag about you! |
| 12 |
You remind me of a championship Bass.I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. |
| 13 |
Is your name homework?Cause I’m not doing you but I should be. |
| 14 |
I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.After all, you live 20 miles away. |
| 15 |
Are you medusa?Cause I’m rock hard. |
| 16 |
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you have to turn around. |
| 17 |
I’m no weatherman,But you can expect 2 inches tonight. |
| 18 |
I don’t know if you’re in my range,But I’d sure like to take you back to my domain. |
| 19 |
Are you the Gulf of Mexico?Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess. |
| 20 |
Do you know what the difference is between sex and a grilled cheese sandwich?No? Well, let’s have lunch tomorrow. |
| 21 |
Hey girl, have you heard about the big sale in my bedroom tonight?Clothes are 100% off! |
| 22 |
Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key?Because that a** is refreshing. |
| 23 |
Can I follow you home?Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. |
| 24 |
Are you a squirrel?Cause I want to bust a nut in your mouth. |
| 25 |
Hey, what has forty-two teeth and holds back Godzilla?My zipper. |
| 26 |
Hey girl, is your dad in jail?Because if I were him, I would be. |
| 27 |
I heard you were looking for a stud.I got the STD, all I need is U. |
| 28 |
Do you like escape rooms?I’ve got one in my basement nobody’s been able to get out of yet. |
| 29 |
Are you a doctor?Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction. |
| 30 |
Damn girl, are you a piñata?Because I’m gonna need a blindfold to hit that. |
| 31 |
Are you an American high school?Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you. |
| 32 |
Hey, are you an interest rate?Because I’d love to Compound you. |
| 33 |
Do you work for UPS?I thought I saw you checking out my package. |
| 34 |
Have you ever entered a donkey in a contest?Cause you’ve got an award winning a**. |
| 35 |
How do you like your eggs in the morning?Fertilized?! |
| 36 |
Are you the Korean peninsula?Because I’m gonna split you in two. |
| 37 |
I haven’t jerked off in almost a monthI guess you can say I haven’t been feeling myself lately! |
| 38 |
Are you allergic to nuts?No? Then why do you keep spitting them out?! |
| 39 |
Damn girl, are you a haunted house?Because I’m scared to come inside you. |
| 40 |
Are you a water balloonBecause I wanna fill you with liquid. |
| 41 |
Girl, are you a barbeque?Cause I’d slap my meat all over your grill! |
| 42 |
Hey girl, are you a cop?Because you’ve taken my breath away. |
| 43 |
Hey, are you a basketball?Because I want to bounce you up and down this hard wood. |
| 44 |
Are you a Chinese restaurant?Because I have seen my cat in 3 days and I have a feeling I am gonna be eating that pu**y. |
| 45 |
Dang girl, Are you part of a Ponzi scheme?Because something smells fishy. |
| 46 |
Hey girl are you my son?Cause I can see myself in you. |
| 47 |
Is your name Clause?Cause you got Mrs. written all over you. |
| 48 |
Wanna be my roller coaster?The faster I go the louder you scream. |
| 49 |
How much does a polar bear weigh?Enough to break the ice. |
| 50 |
Do you believe in love at first sight,Or do I have to walk by you one more time?! |
| 51 |
Hey boy, are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?Because you are be-au-ti-ful. |
| 52 |
Is that a mirror in your pocketBecause I can see myself in your pants. |
| 53 |
You must be so tired,Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. |
| 54 |
Are you a drill sergeant?Because you have my privates standing at attention. |
| 55 |
Are you a traffic ticket?Because I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford to pay you. |
| 56 |
Hi, my name is Microsoft.Do you mind if I crash at your place? |
| 57 |
Hello, are you lactose intolerant?Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very cheesy. |
| 58 |
Is that a mirror in your pocket?Cause I can see myself in your pants! |
| 59 |
Are you a highway?Cause I want to ride you all night long. |
| 60 |
Hey boy, do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional? |
| 61 |
Are you Dracula?You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me. |
| 62 |
Do I have to sign for your package? |
| 63 |
Are you a trampoline?Because I want to bounce on you. |
| 64 |
Am I your TV?Because you always turn me on! |
| 65 |
I was recently asked, “What’s your favorite sex position?”I said, “The Zombie, I just lie-down and get eaten.” |
| 66 |
Is buttcheeks one word?Or should I spread them apart?! |