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Circus Jokes & Puns For The Carnival |
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?He needed a balanced meal. |
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What did the ringmaster say when the human cannonball quit his job at the circus?“Please, no you can... |
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What is the hardest part about joining the circus?They make you jump through all sorts of hoops. |
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What’s the difference between a circus and a sorority?One’s a cunning array of stunts…..! |
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Why are squirrels not circus animals?They don’t like to work for peanuts. |
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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?Irrelephant. |
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Why did the robber go to the circus?To steal the show. |
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What planet is like a circus?Saturn, it has three rings. |
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Remember the circus that started a competition to find the best contortionist?So Jack entered himsel... |
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Why did the Ringling Bros Circus finally go out of business?They couldn’t compete with the circus in... |
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How do you build a flea circus?You have to start from scratch. |
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Why did the circus performer call in sick?He had a sword throat. |
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Did you hear about the circus fire?It was intents. |
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Do you know why, all around the world, parliament’s roofs are built as a dome?Have you ever seen a c... |
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Why don’t circus bears eat the clowns?They taste funny. |
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A man is speeding down a freeway, miles above the speed limit when he gets pulled up by a cop.“Why w... |
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How do you kill an entire circus at once?Go for the juggler. |
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Why didn’t the clown get the job at the circus?He just wasn’t It. |
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How is marriage like a three-ring circus?First, there’s an engagement ring, then a wedding ring, the... |
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Which circus actor is triggered the easiest?The tumblr. |
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A man goes to the circus.After the show, he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.“Alright, what ... |
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What treat did the Hindu kid get at the circus?Cotton Gandhi. |
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus that spread to the shoe factory next door?A thousand soles... |
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Circus Jokes & Puns For The Carnival |
Remember the doctor who had dreams of being a circus clown?He had given up because he could never ju... |
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What happened when the magician got mad?She pulled her hare out! |
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A man and his wife are having dinner.“Ringling Brothers will be in town this week,” she said. “Accor... |
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Did you hear stories about clown sightings in the news lately?It’s a media circus out there. |
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What do you call an event full of CGI clowns?An Andy Circus. |
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Which circus performers can see in the dark?The acro-bats! |
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What do you call a guy in a circus sideshow with vacuums for arms?A neat freak. |
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A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa.It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He l... |
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Did you hear about the mass shooting at the circus?A dyslexic clown got confused about the 2nd Amend... |
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What do you call a dog in a circus?A carnival barker. |
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Heard about the man who lost his job as a trapeze artist?One day they just let him go. |
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What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back! |
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A circus husband and wife go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there ha... |
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What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?He got suspended. |
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What’s the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?One is a shaving roma... |
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Why did the clown cross the road?To get his rubber chicken. |
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Did you hear about the circus clown’s funeral?All his friends came in one car. |
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A horse walks into a bar.“Bartender, scotch on the rocks, please!” he says.“Did you just talk?” says... |
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What material is a clown’s costume made from?Poly Jester. |
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How do you make a juggler laugh?You tickle his balls. |
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What do you call a woman falling in love with a carnie?Juggle Fever. |
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What do crazy people do at a carnival?Go on an emotional roller coaster. |
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One day after returning home, Alex checks the newspaper and notices that a local circus is hiring.He... |
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What do you call a superhero that is also a trapeze artist?AcroBatman. |
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Why did the clown leave the cheese circus?He couldn’t get his Stilton. |
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How did the bad tightrope walkers meet?On the net! |
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On which day do circus lions eat lion tamers most often?Chewsday. |
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Timmy adores clowns. Favorite thing on the planet.He has a clown bedspread, posters in his room, and... |
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Did you hear about the trapeze artist?Caught his wife and another guy in the act. |
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How is being at the singles bar different from going to the circus?At the circus, the clowns don’t t... |
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Did you hear that something suspicious is going on at the circus?We just need to find the ring leade... |
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Why did the Invisible Man go on stage?To perform a vanishing act. |
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The circus comes to town with a unique challenge: make the bull elephant kneel and you’ll win $1000.... |
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Why couldn’t the trapeze artist complete a full somersaulting transfer in mid-air?Because he didn’t ... |
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Why is it hard to hire a clown for circus?They have big shoes to fill. |
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What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?An apple turnover! |
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A young boy, his mother, and his father are watching elephants at a circus.When the young child spot... |
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How do cannibals feel about trapeze artists?They want their parts as a balanced breakfast. |
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What do you get when a Trapeze has eaten Taco Bell?A Sh*t Show. |
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What’s a circus master’s favorite type of cigarette?A roll-up. |
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The circus manager needed someone to replace a lion tamer who had quit without warning for the next ... |
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What do you call a trapeze artist that slips?Dead. |
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Did you hear about the orgy at the circus?It was f*cking intense. |
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Did you hear about the guy who circumcises elephants for the circus?The pay is lousy but the tips ar... |
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What do a trapeze artist and a guy getting a bl*wjob from an 80-year-old have in common?Neither one ... |