| 1 |
He was in Daniel. |
| 2 |
A dyslexic person typing. |
| 3 |
Because it’s as easy as C, A, B. |
| 4 |
Because they always punch up the f*ck line. |
| 5 |
They can’t read the room. |
| 6 |
If life gives you melons. |
| 7 |
National Dyslexic Association. |
| 8 |
“Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*ck up!” |
| 9 |
He went around killing gingers. |
| 10 |
Both say “ommmmmmmmm.” |
| 11 |
You need to be good at spelling. |
| 12 |
A pack of dyslexic zombies. |
| 13 |
Dude sold his soul to Santa. |
| 14 |
The cop puts down his pen, looks around, and kicks the head to the side of the road. He quickly writes, “In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H.” |
| 15 |
Dad: It’s because you’re dyslexic son. |
| 16 |
He bought himself a warehouse. |
| 17 |
You think she likes you, but she keeps sending mixed messages. |
| 18 |
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb? |
| 19 |
He couldn’t spell. |
| 20 |
It’s unclear. |
| 21 |
They tried to get some marital counselling but ended up with martial training. |
| 22 |
Any-cockle-do. |
| 23 |
Lies awake all night wondering if the dog is real. |
| 24 |
So far he has made 3 jugs and a vase, which are lovely. |
| 25 |
Because it was the only option. |
| 26 |
You took her home and she ended up cooking your sock. |
| 27 |
A bad joke. |
| 28 |
Because he was Lacoste intolerant. |
| 29 |
“Ah f*ck it, let’s have a KCF.” |
| 30 |
He kept asking where to buy cop p*rn. |
| 31 |
It’s the ultimate getaway drug. |
| 32 |
Sail Hatan. |
| 33 |
To see the manger. |
| 34 |
He was always afraid he was following someone. |
| 35 |
He was struggling with addition. |
| 36 |
The guy replies, “I’m dyslexic so it’s taking me a while to get through the 3rd paragraph.” |
| 37 |
Badly. |
| 38 |
Because they think god is man’s best friend. |
| 39 |
“They should have just compiled.” |
| 40 |
Tabasco. |
| 41 |
They both love going to the bra. |
| 42 |
Too many crabs. |
| 43 |
It’s not big and it’s not clever. |
| 44 |
“Alright, I’m gonna give you a deal since you’re new in town. I’ll drain your snake for only $100.” |
| 45 |
It was mensuration class. |
| 46 |
Turns out the boss wanted to unzip his ‘files. |
| 47 |
I have sex daily. |
| 48 |
Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy. |
| 49 |
They’ve just released their Greatest Shit album. |
| 50 |
Steven. |
| 51 |
He thinks he’s neat. |
| 52 |
He was so dishonored, that he committed Sudoku. |
| 53 |
Dyslexia. |