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What makes you sound big-headed?When you ask for help the moment you can’t get the sweater off! |
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Yo head so big, “lather, rinse, repeat” isn’t enough. |
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What’s the opposite of being able to wrap your head around something?A turban. |
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Yo mama head so big, she uses a lasso as a headband. |
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?Jack. |
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Yo mama head so big, they tried to give her a bowl cut, but the bowl didn’t fit. |
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What do you call someone who was dropped on their big head as a baby?Hard to say, every one of them has their own pronouns now. |
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Yo head so big, you had to pay the barber twice for a haircut! |
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“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”“Don’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”“Where’s the shopping bag?”“I haven’t got one, use your hat.” |
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Yo forehead looks so big, people mistake it for the “Great Wall of China.” |
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Yo mama head so big, you can see it from the International Space Station. |
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How do you know your head is too big?When you get group texts from the moon complaining about getting in its personal space. |
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Yo head so big, your ears are in different time zones. |
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?Doug.What do you call the same man without a shovel in his head?Dougless. |
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Yo head so big, they discovered you’re a planet. |
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Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda?He’s lucky it was a soft drink. |
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Yo head so big, people call you beany. |
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What do you call a guy with a rug on his head?Matt. |
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Yo head so big, you wash your hair at Niagara Falls! |
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Why did the bald guy get tattoos of rabbits on his head?Because from a distance they look like hares. |
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Yo head so big, it can’t fit through your shirt hole! |
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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?Lily! |
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Yo head so big, Goodyear is renting it out. |
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Why did Piglet have his big head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh. |
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Yo so bald, if someone looks at the head they’ll go blind! |
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his big head?An Ambulance, immediately! |
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Yo head so big, you dream in IMAX. |
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Why don’t big-headed people mind their own business?Because they always have too much room for thoughts about everyone else! |
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Ya mama head so big, when she gets her hair done they charge her double. |
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Why was the big-headed guy always picked first for basketball teams?Because he was already halfway to the hoop! |
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Yo head so big, you have to step into your shirts. |
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What do people with a big head use instead of a pillow?A mattress. |
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Yo head so big, it shows up on the radar. |
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Why did the big-headed guy stop going to the library?Because he already had enough on his mind! |
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Yo mama head so big, she curls her hair with trash cans! |
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Why don’t big heads need alarm clocks?Because their thoughts are loud enough to wake them up! |
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Yo head so big, you can sit a whole dinner table on it. |
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Did you know that people with big heads don’t tell secrets?They broadcast them in surround sound. |
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Yo head so big, you have to go around the corner to change your mind. |
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Big head people don’t need a helmet for biking,They need a car cover. |
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Yo mama head so big, she doesn’t get headaches, she gets concussions. |
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Why do people with big heads never lose at chess?Because they’ve got space to plan 100 moves ahead! |
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Yo head so big, when you try to tie your shoes, you flip over. |
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How do you know your head is big?When you give a nod and the local weather report calls it wind shear. |
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Yo head so big, you need cotton wool to fill up your brain. |
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Why did the big-headed guy never lose at marathons?Because he was always a head start ahead! |
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Yo mama head so big, she had to get an extension for her selfie stick. |
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What happens when a big head thinks?It’s not an idea popping; it’s a full-blown fireworks display! |
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Yo head so big, you don’t have dreams, you have movies. |
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What happens when a big head gets an idea?It’s not just a spark; it’s a lightning storm! |
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Yo head so big, instead of needing a pillow, you need the Moon. |
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Why was the big-headed guy never surprised?Because he always saw the big picture way ahead of time! |
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Yo mama head so big, she has to use a second mattress as her pillow. |
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How do you know your head is big?When you tilt your head to the side and people think it’s the leaning tower of Pisa. |
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Yo head so big, when it rains, your clothes don’t get wet. |
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Do you know that people with big heads don’t just have memory lanes?They have memory highways! |