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How do you know that Climate change is a joke?Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up. |
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. |
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What’s the only animal unaffected by climate change?Egyptian Crocodiles because they live in Da Nile. |
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Yo mama so fat, when she farted she caused climate change! |
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What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?An anti-climactic climatic joke. |
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Do you know that it has been proven that Greta Thunberg is making a real difference to climate change?Every time she comes on the TV approximately 1 million people switch it off. |
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What’s the scariest part about climate change?The atmosfear. |
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Humans: There is absolutely nothing that can be done to combat climate change.Mother Earth: Hold My Beer. |
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Do you know that we haven’t found a solution for climate change yet?But we’re definitely getting warmer. |
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What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?Aware wolf. |
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Did you see that Climate change is getting on the news a lot more nowadays?You could say its a hot topic worldwide. |
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What would you call a song about climate change?An Algorithm. (Al Gore rhythm) |
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What’s the main cause of Climate Change?Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire. |
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A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar.The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.The bartender takes out a bottle and says, “This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?”The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, “Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won’t buy it! |
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Why did the Earth blush?It saw the climate changing. |
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What are the causes of climate change?The climate changes when it gets tired of wearing the same old clothes. |
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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?What are you talking about? The bulb is fine. |
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Do you know a lot of people have been protesting about the climate?They’re just afraid of change. |
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What is the warmest period in the history of the world’s climate called?Climax. |
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How many politicians does it take to solve climate change?The theory that politicians solve anything at all is yet to be proven. |
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Did you know that many people don’t take climate change seriously?It would be cooler if they did. |
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Why did the climate skeptic cross the road?He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis. |
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Why has climate change caused an increase in auditions for films?Because the media keeps telling everyone to “ACT NOW!” |
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What do pirate ships use for climate control?ARRRRRR conditioning! |
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What kind of dessert do you make to celebrate climate change?Baked Alaska. |
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What do you call it when it rains quarters?Climate Change. |
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Did you hear that Cathedrals are helping to fight climate change?Because they are echo friendly. |
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How does a meteorologist buy a soda?With climate change. |
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Who’s climate and why’s he changing?Be yourself bro. |
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Why should we never argue about climate change?It always turns into a heated debate. |
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What happens when you rub two climate scientists together?Global warming. |
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Why are blondes our best chance for solving climate change?Blondes know the meaning of ‘hot.’ |
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Why are conservatives climate change deniers?Because they want to melt the snowflakes! |
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A vegan, a climate change activist, and an MMA fighter all walk into a bar.How do I know this? Because None of them can stop telling me about it. |
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Climatologist: My findings are meaningless if taken out of context.Media: Climatologist claims “climate findings are meaningless.” |
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What do orgies and climate change have in common?Everyone’s fcuked. |
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How do weathermen get up a mountain?They climate. |