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Why did the chicken cross the road?DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told. |
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Did you know that Dr. Seuss’ mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy?Ma Seuss. |
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What band did Dr. Seuss make?The Who. |
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What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?Green Eggs and Wham! |
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Knock, knock!(Who’s there?)Who!(Who who?)Who who who do you think you are, Dr. Seuss? |
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What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?Doctor Who! |
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What did the neckbeard call the children’s author who was rubbing his back?M’Seuss. |
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Did you hear about the robber who came into daycare and stole all of Doctor Seuss’s books?It was a nursery crime. |
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What did the Lorax say when the tree fell on him?“I’m stumped!” |
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Knock, knock!(Who’s there?)Wanda!(Wanda who?)Wanda-ful day to read some Dr. Seuss books! |
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Why did Horton the Elephant take a bath?He wanted to be trunk-fresh. |
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?(Dr. Seuss starts to get up)Mrs. Seuss: Sit the f*ck down theo! |
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What Dr. Seuss’s book do they read every morning in Canada?Tim Hortons hears a Who. |
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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?Who-dini. |
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and the Cat in the Hat?One is black with a white face, wears gloves, and plays with children. The other is a Dr. Seuss character. |
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Knock, knock!(Who’s there?)Sam!(Sam who?)Sam I am, and I love green eggs and ham! |
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What’s black and white, and red all over?The cat in the hat. |
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Why doesn’t the grinch like knock knock jokes?Because there’s always a who’s there! |
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What did Dr. Seuss order at the restaurant?One fish, two fish, red fish, and blue fish. |
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Why did Dr. Seuss put a ruler under his pillow?To see how long he slept. |
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Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?To Dr. Seuss! |