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Why did the Easter Bunny like the bedtime story?The story had a “hoppy” ending. |
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What’s a thief’s favorite Easter candy?Robin Eggs. |
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Why was the Easter Bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?He was charged with eggstortion. |
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?They lived hoppily ever after. |
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What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday?Rolling Rock. |
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What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?IHOP! |
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Why does Korea have more Christians than China?Because China is east, but Korea is Easter. |
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?Hot cross bunnies! |
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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?“He is risen.” |
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Why did the Easter Egg hide?Because he was a little chicken. |
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What do you call a bunny who is mad?A psycHOPath. |
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What’s the best way to make Easter easier?Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’! |
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What’s the opposite of Easter?Wester. |
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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?Hip hop. |
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When asked what his favorite holiday was. Arnold Schwarzenegger replied.“I Still Love Easter BABY!” |
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the barber?He had a bad hare day. |
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite drinking game?Hop Scotch. |
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them! |
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Easter is grammatically incorrect.We should say more east. |
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Why was the little girl sad after the race?Because an egg beater! |
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Who do marshmallows like to hang out with at Easter?Their peeps! |
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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?Eggs marks the spot. |
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What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?Egg-zosted! |
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How does a programmer catch the Easter Bunny?With an Ethernet. |
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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?14 Carrot Gold. |
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What was the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?EGG-plant. |
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Why do eggs hate Easter?Because it’s the day they all dye. |
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Did you know Elton John has a pet rabbit that can run a 10K?It’s a little fit bunny… |
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Why can’t you tell jokes about Easter eggs?They’ll crack up! |
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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?Egg-ercise. |
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Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?He kept quacking all the eggs. |
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What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?Lint. |
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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?A receding hareline. |
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What rapper celebrates Easter twice?2Pâques. |
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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?He uses Hare Spray. |
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Why is business good on Easter?Because prophets rise. |
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What do you call someone who isn’t sure if the Easter Bunny is real?An Eggnostic. |
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From where did the bunny get its hair done for Easter?Obviously, from the “hare-stylist.” |
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Did you hear about the kid who accidentally drank the water people used to color eggs for Easter?Most think he dyed a little inside. |
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?It was time for his annual eggzam. |
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Why did the Easter Bunny bookmark Humornama.com?Because it was “hopping” it would get to see more Easter jokes for kids. |
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What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?An arm chare. |
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“Why are you studying your Easter candy?”“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!” |
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Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?Eggheads. |
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How did the Easter Bunny win the competition?It outjumped them all. |
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What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?Egg tart. |
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Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?Because he had a eggache! |
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Did you see Batman leaving Church early on Easter?It was the first time someone had seen a Christian Bale. |
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Which profession can the Easter bunnies relate to?The sHOPkeeper. |
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What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?Bugs Bunny. |
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How do you send an email to the Easter Bunny?Through haremail.com. |
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How does the Easter bunny text its friends?With egg-mojis! |
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What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter?Lint. |
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Why is the Easter Bunny a good listener?He’s all ears! |
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Why did the Easter Bunny not want to go on a second date?His date just kept rabbiting on! |
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What does Bob Marley say at Easter?Don’t worry, be hoppy. |
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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?Fry-day. |
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What do rabbits say before they eat?“Lettuce pray.” |
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What do you call two best friends on Easter?Two Peeps in a pod! |
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How can you make Easter preparations go faster?Use the eggs-press lane. |
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?On their bunnymoon. |
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What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?“It’s been nice gnawing you.” |
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What do you call a transformer bunny?Hop-timus Prime. |
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Why was the Easter egg so strict?He was hard-boiled. |
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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore. |
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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?To make up for his miserable summer. |
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Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license?Because no poaching is allowed. |
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Why is the Easter Bunny so funny?He always has a tail to tell. |
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What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?Bugs Bunny. |
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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dentist?To fix his buck teeth. |
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What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a famous French general?Napoleon Bunnyparte. |
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What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?He was eggspelled! |
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Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?Because the chicken had his eggs! |
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What do you call a rabbit comedian?A funny bunny. |
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How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?With hare conditioning. |
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Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?The outside. |
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What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?“Hoppy birthday!” |
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Why was Rihanna so happy on Easter?She found eggs in a hopeless place! |
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Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy?Be he doesn’t carrot all! |
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Why did the bunnies go on strike?Because they wanted better celery. |
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Where do Easter bunnies dance?At the basket ball. |
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What do you call a forgetful rabbit?A hare-brain! |
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What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?“Your one hot chick!” |
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Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?It needed an eggs-terminator. |
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Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?Because his TV was scrambled! |
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Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?It’s a tender tail! |
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What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?A honey bunny. |
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What’s a proper toast at Easter?Ears to a great Easter! |
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What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter?A hot cross bun(dle) of joy. |
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How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday?Im-peck-ably. |
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What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?Egg-centric! |
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Why don’t chicks play baseball?Too many fowl balls! |
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Why are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter’s in April?Because they’ve just finished a long March. |
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What do you call a dancing chick?Poultry in motion! |
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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro. |
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Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?Because he has four rabbits’ feet! |
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Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?The bunny hill. |
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Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?Because he is too young to drive! |
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When it comes to celebrating Easter.The Romans really nailed it! |