| 1 |
Everyone around you can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings. |
| 2 |
Friendboat. |
| 3 |
Namaste home (Nah. I’mma stay home). |
| 4 |
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency. |
| 5 |
Take them for granite. |
| 6 |
It’s not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached. |
| 7 |
He was taught never to play with his food. |
| 8 |
I suspected it was Jeremy, so I killed him before he could cause any harm. |
| 9 |
Commaraderie. |
| 10 |
Get a horse. |
| 11 |
Homicide |
| 12 |
“Hello, this is Jones’s parole officer.” |
| 13 |
He was a pain in the neck. |
| 14 |
Send them a “get well soon” card. |
| 15 |
Assskin for a friend. |
| 16 |
Dr. Awkward. |
| 17 |
A sofa. |
| 18 |
His surviving friend is resting a few days later when he hears his friend’s voice. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” the voice says. The good news is that baseball exists in paradise.” “How about the bad news?” “The bad news is that you’re pitching on Wednesday.” |
| 19 |
It’s his altar ego. |
| 20 |
He just can’t part with it. |
| 21 |
If you lock them and your dog in your trunk for 3 hours. Who do you think is going to be happy to see you when you open the trunk?! |
| 22 |
Because they form cow-whale-ant bond. |
| 23 |
A bro job. |
| 24 |
“Well, dad didn’t become a father until I was born,” she explained. |
| 25 |
They’re both cauldron. |
| 26 |
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor. |
| 27 |
Whenever you look at her, you become hard as rock. |
| 28 |
Sea cucumber. |
| 29 |
Recently, homosexuality was made legal. |
| 30 |
“Because he’s thinking about marrying.” |
| 31 |
A cyantologist. |
| 32 |
Both of them can’t cut themselves without the other. |
| 33 |
But, I don’t think anything would make my Budweiser. |
| 34 |
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it. |
| 35 |
His life is in ruins. |
| 36 |
They are full of sh*t. |
| 37 |
Meanwhile, someplace else a man did not return home to his wife for the night. His wife began interrogating him the next morning, and he lied, stating he slept at a friend’s house. She then called all of his pals. All of them confirmed that he had slept there the night before, and one even insisted that he was still there, but he was using the bathroom and couldn’t speak right now! |
| 38 |
It just needs to grow a pear. |
| 39 |
Because you can always count on it. |
| 40 |
A prime mate. |
| 41 |
Homiecide. |
| 42 |
Because he doesn’t talk. |
| 43 |
One of them collapses and does not appear to be breathing. The other pulls out his phone and dials the police. He pleads, “Help. I believe my pal is no longer alive.” The cop informs him, “Please relax. First and foremost, make sure he is actually dead.” The cop hears a gunshot on the line and the other friend says, “Okay, what’s the next step?” |
| 44 |
He’s living the dream. |
| 45 |
Because they never go out! |
| 46 |
Tastebuds. |
| 47 |
Now you’re homeless. |
| 48 |
It means a lot to them. |
| 49 |
A friendship. |
| 50 |
Ian. |