| 1 |
Russell. |
| 2 |
Eileen. |
| 3 |
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you. |
| 4 |
Matt. |
| 5 |
Pieces of Art. |
| 6 |
Bob. |
| 7 |
Curt an’ Rod. |
| 8 |
Frank and Patty. |
| 9 |
Skip. |
| 10 |
Because she has no arms or legs. |
| 11 |
Not Sally. |
| 12 |
Irene. |
| 13 |
F*ucked. |
| 14 |
Bill. |
| 15 |
No ideer. |
| 16 |
Sparky. |
| 17 |
Dwayne. |
| 18 |
Doug. |
| 19 |
Phil. |
| 20 |
Mike. |
| 21 |
Stu. |
| 22 |
Jack. |
| 23 |
Sandbag. |
| 24 |
Wherever you left it. |
| 25 |
Annette. |
| 26 |
Peg. |
| 27 |
Cuntswaylow. |
| 28 |
The barman looks at the Dad and says, “You know what? That boy should have quit while he was ahead!” |
| 29 |
Dung. |
| 30 |
Pete. |
| 31 |
Bernie. |
| 32 |
Ashley. |
| 33 |
Chuck. |
| 34 |
Richard. |
| 35 |
Homer. |
| 36 |
Claude. |
| 37 |
Names. |
| 38 |
Yo mama. |
| 39 |
Stump the band. |
| 40 |
Duncan. |
| 41 |
Clever Dick. |
| 42 |
Sandy. |
| 43 |
Dot. |
| 44 |
The woman replied, “No, but his face rings a bell.” |
| 45 |
Third base. |
| 46 |
Cliff. |
| 47 |
Carlos. |
| 48 |
Neil. |
| 49 |
Lucky. |
| 50 |
Patty O’Furniture. |
| 51 |
Marriage. |
| 52 |
A Snowman. |
| 53 |
Harry. |
| 54 |
John. |
| 55 |
Dead. |
| 56 |
Don’t know he hasn’t opened it yet. |
| 57 |
Buoy. |
| 58 |
Legolas. |
| 59 |
Rex. |
| 60 |
Claude. |
| 61 |
Anakin Skywalker. |
| 62 |
Honey. |
| 63 |
Sweetie. |
| 64 |
Cash and Carry. |
| 65 |
“Nice tits!” |
| 66 |
All right. |
| 67 |
Take the F out of Free and the F out of way. |
| 68 |
An ambulance. |
| 69 |
Mason. |
| 70 |
Cigarette, because you always take him out for a drag after dinner. |
| 71 |
Adam. |
| 72 |
Tony. |
| 73 |
Grounded. |
| 74 |
Yank. |
| 75 |
Paul. |
| 76 |
Peter. |
| 77 |
Don. |
| 78 |
Ted. |
| 79 |
Peggy. |
| 80 |
Bud. |
| 81 |
Norm. |