| 1 |
Where do crayons go for vacation?Colorado. |
| 2 |
What vacation spot only allows birds?The Canary Islands! |
| 3 |
What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?Re-apply! |
| 4 |
Where do sheep go on vacation?To the Baa-hamas. |
| 5 |
Two sausages are in a frying pan.The first sausage says to the second sausage, “It sure is hot in here.”The second sausage says, “EEEEEEK! Talking sausage!” |
| 6 |
When is it safe to dive into a pool?It deep ends. |
| 7 |
What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?Hopsicles. |
| 8 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Canoe.(Canoe who?)Canoe come out and play in the sun?! |
| 9 |
What’s a penguin’s least favorite vacation destination?Wales. |
| 10 |
What’s brown and hairy and covered in sunscreen?A coconut on summer vacation. |
| 11 |
Why did the battery go on summer vacation?He needed to recharge. |
| 12 |
What should a baby wear to go swimming?Pool-ups! |
| 13 |
What kind of scientists sit under beach umbrellas?Paleontologists. |
| 14 |
Why can’t basketball players take summer vacation?Traveling is not allowed. |
| 15 |
What do ghosts like to eat at the beach?I-scream! |
| 16 |
How did the stadium get hot after the game?All the fans left. |
| 17 |
Where do vegetables go on vacation?Okrahoma. |
| 18 |
How did the boy tide pool impress the girl tide pool?He showed off his mussels. |
| 19 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ice cream.(Ice cream who?)Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! |
| 20 |
What’s the one vegetable not welcome on a cruise?A leek. |
| 21 |
What’s stressed out and sits on the ocean floor?A nervous wreck. |
| 22 |
What has ears but can’t hear in the summer?A corn field, of course! |
| 23 |
What did the ice cream do when it got mad?It melted down. |
| 24 |
Where do pet goldfish go on vacation?All around the globe. |
| 25 |
What does Sonic wear at the beach?A Speed-O! |
| 26 |
Where do freshwater fish keep their money?In a river bank. |
| 27 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Lettuce.(Lettuce who?)Lettuce go to the beach! |
| 28 |
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool party?They dropped their trunks. |
| 29 |
What did Yogi Bear pack for his summer picnic?The bear necessities. |
| 30 |
What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?A mouse on vacation. |
| 31 |
What is the sun’s favorite genre of music?Ray-ggae! |
| 32 |
What did the news reporter say to the ice cream cone?“Give me the scoop.” |
| 33 |
What happens when you throw a library full of books into the sea?You get a title wave. |
| 34 |
Why did the dolphin cross the road?To get to the other tide! |
| 35 |
How do you treat a sunburned pirate?With some arrrrr-gan oil. |
| 36 |
What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?Iced T. |
| 37 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Sun.(Sun who?)Sun of a gun, it’s hot outside! |
| 38 |
Why don’t seashells shower?Because they wash up on the beach. |
| 39 |
What do the detectives find on a beach?Something fishy. |
| 40 |
Where do small mammals go on vacation?Hamsterdam! |
| 41 |
Where did the boat go when it got sick?Straight to the dock. |
| 42 |
Why did the science teacher jump to the pool?To test the water. |
| 43 |
Why did the tomato turn red during summer camp?Because it saw the salad dressing! |
| 44 |
Why did the banana apply sunscreen?Because it peels. |
| 45 |
What do you get when you combine an elephant and a whale?Swimming trunks. |
| 46 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Pool.(Pool who?)Pool your sunscreen on, it’s time to swim! |
| 47 |
What does a frog drink in the summer?Diet croak. |
| 48 |
Why doesn’t the sun go to university?It already has millions of degrees. |
| 49 |
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish. |
| 50 |
Why don’t fish take vacations?Because they’re in schools. |
| 51 |
What kind of water cannot freeze?Hot water. |
| 52 |
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?“Long time, no sea.” |
| 53 |
Where do cows go on vacation?Moo-York. |
| 54 |
Why did the man pour warm water on his computer?His windows froze… |
| 55 |
Why did the seagrass blush?It saw the sea’s bottom. |
| 56 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Sandy.(Sandy who?)Sandy Claus, ready for summer fun! |
| 57 |
What do you call a snowman in the summer time?A puddle. |
| 58 |
Why did the robot go on vacation?He needed to recharge his batteries. |
| 59 |
How does the ocean stay up to date on the news?It follows current events. |
| 60 |
What does Bread do on summer vacation?It just loafs around. |
| 61 |
What do you call someone who likes to add numbers when the weather is warm?A summer. |
| 62 |
Why did the bee do when it got too hot?Took of its yellow jacket. |
| 63 |
What is 90 degrees but covered in ice?North and South Pole! |
| 64 |
Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?They don’t want to relax and unwind. |
| 65 |
Why do they call it summer school?Cause it’s sum-more school. |
| 66 |
Where do sharks go on vacation?Finland. |
| 67 |
Why do fish eat worms?They’re hooked. |
| 68 |
What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer?A dog! |
| 69 |
What does the sun drink from?Sunglasses. |
| 70 |
How does the sun cut its hair?Eclipse it. |
| 71 |
How does summer turn to fall?Autumnatically. |
| 72 |
Where do wolves like to stay while on vacation?At the Howl-iday Inn! |
| 73 |
What do you call a poodle by the pool?A hot dog. |
| 74 |
How do you know if the ocean is friendly?It waves. |
| 75 |
Bald men always seem to do better in the summer.Must be their time to shine. |
| 76 |
Where do fruits go on vacation?Pear-is. |
| 77 |
What’s the best day to go to the beach?Sunday. |
| 78 |
Why did the ice cream truck get stuck?Rocky road. |
| 79 |
It’s so hot outside, I saw a chicken lay an omelette. |
| 80 |
What do you call a mathematician who spends all summer in the sun?A tangent. |
| 81 |
What do sheep eat in the summer?Baa-baa-cue. |
| 82 |
What is black and white in color with red all over?A sunburned Zebra! |
| 83 |
Where do pencils go for vacation?Pennsylvania! |
| 84 |
What did the pig call himself on a hot summer day?“I’m bacon!” |
| 85 |
Why does the ice cream cone get invited to all the parties?Because it’s cool. |
| 86 |
Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?Air bee and bee. |
| 87 |
Why do birds fly north in the summer?Because it’s too far to walk. |
| 88 |
What’s mathematics teachers’ favorite season?Summer. |
| 89 |
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?A sandwich. |
| 90 |
Why was the skeleton sad in the summer time?It had no body to go swimming with. |
| 91 |
Why is ice cream always invited to all the parties?It’s cool. |
| 92 |
Why did the soup get in trouble?Because it was in hot water! |
| 93 |
Why do pirates like swimming so much?They love all the cannonballs. |
| 94 |
Why does the camera take terrible photos in the summer?Because it’s focused on relaxation! |
| 95 |
How do you prevent dry skin after swimming?Avoid using a towel. |
| 96 |
What do you call a barbecue for seniors?A golden grill. |
| 97 |
What do you say to a sweaty puppy?You are one hot dog! |
| 98 |
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?Croak-o-cola. |
| 99 |
What race is never run?A swimming race. |
| 100 |
Why did the professor put on his sunglasses?Because his students were bright. |
| 101 |
Why do fireflies love summer?Because they’re good at lighting up a room! |
| 102 |
Which is faster, hot or cold?Hot, because you can catch a cold. |
| 103 |
How do you cool down a chicken when it’s too hot?Dip it in Ranch! |
| 104 |
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?Dunno, they’re just a bit shady. |
| 105 |
What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?New Yolk City. |