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What did the sushi say to the bee?“Wasabi.” |
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What is the most suspenseful sushi?A drum roll. |
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Did you hear about the guy who went out for sushi last night?He spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except his father. Don‘t Kikkoman when he’s down. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Sushi.(Sushi who?)Sushi me rolin… |
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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?Or are you just happy sashimi? |
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Did you hear about the girl who hated her boyfriend’s obsession with Japanese food?Sushi left him. |
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How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw. |
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What’s a straight-A student’s favorite type of sushi?The Honor Roll. |
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What is the sushi chef’s dream car?Rolls rice. |
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Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?Cause he was outta tuna. |
| 11 |
Man: When you look at your sushi rolls what do you see?Friend: I just seefood. |
| 12 |
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi. |
| 13 |
A cannibal wanted some sushiSo he bought a pack of ra-men. |
| 14 |
Did you hear about the new lawyer-themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?It’s called Sosumi. |
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Three college girls went to a sushi restaurant.After having a few drinks, the first girl after eating a fish egg sushi said, “I just ate 3 dozen of fish,”The girl beside her heard it and responded, “That would mean I ate three to four chickens” while staring at her remaining Tamagoyaki (Japanese egg roll).The third girl burped and said, “Are you saying I ate millions of humans last night?” |
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What’s the best pan to make sushi in?Japan. |
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What do you get when you have fish and rice in a shoe?Shoeshi. |
| 18 |
What did the Japanese chef say to his son when he brought back his girlfriend?“Sushi’s the one?” |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Sushi.(Sushi who?)Sushi went home. Sue should be back tomorrow. |
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What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?A combat roll |
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Have you tried whale sushi?It’s Killer. |
| 22 |
Yo mama so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done. |
| 23 |
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?They both seek fortuna. |
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What is an employee’s favorite kind of sushi?Payroll. |
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A group of tourists were enjoying sushi at a restaurant in Japan.Having never eaten sushi before, one woman asked the chef if he would suggest the best way of eating it.He nodded, and replied, “Let me shoyu.” |
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How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?Wasabi for your loss. |
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Why does some sushi have rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?That’s just how it rolls. |
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Why don’t Wookies like sushi?They think it’s a little Chewie. |
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Yo mama so fat, she thought Squid Game was a Sushi eating competition. |
| 30 |
What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?That Old Thai Moroccan Roll. |
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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?Sushi roll. |
| 32 |
At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?Tuna half. |
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A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurantHe heard there was a fishy business. |
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Why do dinosaurs like sushi?Because they like their food ROAR! |
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A Muslim couple decided to have a baby.The day of labour came and Doctor came out of the maternity ward with a grim look on his face. The father asked what was wrong.The doctor asked the father, which type of Muslim he was.“I am a Sunni Muslim,” father replied.“And your wife?”“She is a Shiite.”The doctor’s face lit up. He asked, “So that’s why your child came out as sushi!” |
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A man asked his Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.” |
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What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?A synonym roll. |
| 38 |
What do you call sushi that’s on sale?A raw deal. |
| 39 |
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Skrelp was actually seaweed and tried to make sushi with it! |
| 40 |
Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?Otherwise, it would be called suhe. |
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What does a percussionist order at a sushi bar?A drum roll. |
| 42 |
What do you call a fake sushi restaurant?ArtiFISHal. |
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What do you call a sushi chef’s assistant?A Sous-shi chef. |
| 44 |
Why did the sushi cross the road?Sushi could get to the other side. |
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What sushi roll does Emilia Clarke order?The ‘Mother of Dragons’ roll! |
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What do you call formal sushi?So-fish-ticated. |
| 47 |
Why did the sushi chef close his shop early?He wasabi-t tired. |
| 48 |
What did the sushi say when he introduced himself to the avocado?“Rice to meet you!” |
| 49 |
Why was the sushi roll annoyed?He couldn’t kelp himself. |
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When does the sushi chef put Nutella on the salmon roll?When the customers order salmonella. |
| 51 |
Did you hear about a new strip club that serves sushi?It is called Bento-ver. |
| 52 |
What does sushi have in common with an*l?You either love it, hate it, or you’re scared to try it. And if you hate it, people keep trying to convince you that yours just wasn’t prepared properly. |
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What’s the difference between eating sushi and eating p*ssy?It’s the rice. |
| 54 |
What are a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?Sushi. |
| 55 |
What did Jar Jar order at the sushi place?Meesa Soup. |
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How does bad sushi taste?Fishy. |
| 57 |
How do you know if your sushi chef is a terrorist?The dynamite rolls are made Nitroglycerin. |
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What’s the funniest sushi pick up line?“Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.” |