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Why are McDonald’s jokes similar to their ice cream machine?Both are hard to come by a good one. |
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Why is McDonald’s so exact about how many French fries they give you?They operate on a shoestring bu... |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Abby.(Abby who?)Abby good if you could place my order for a Happy Meal. |
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?It was a Big Mcsteak... |
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Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. |
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How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, because they can’t climb the la... |
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What kind of advertising campaign is BK running?One that says, “Why eat with a clown when you can di... |
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How does the young kid know that his doctor recommended eating at BurgerKing more often?Well the doc... |
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Do you know that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined?Starbucks and McDon... |
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Yo mama so angry, McDonald’s won’t even serve her happy meals. |
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Did you hear about McDonald’s try to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed?Hopefully, they ... |
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Remember when you ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s?His parents were pissed. |
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Remember the math teacher who told me that I would be stuck working at Mcdonald’s for the rest of my... |
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Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have Mcdonald’s?Because it’s fastfood. |
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Remember the sign at McDonald’s that said, “We do not accept bills over $20.”Trust me, if we had mor... |
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What’s the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?You don’t find 4-layer t... |
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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?A big mac. |
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What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?Not getting the job at McDonald’s. |
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An elderly couple walk into McDonald’s.They order one hamburger, fries, and a drink.The elderly man ... |
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How is being a stripper similar to working at McDonald’s?Covered in oil and questioning your choices... |
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What’s the difference between a dairy farm and a Mcdonald’s?You’ll get arrested if you try to milk t... |
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Why is Kim Jong Un seeking peace?Because nobody that fat can resist Mcdonald’s for that long. |
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What’s the difference between a Mcdonald’s worker and a Philosophy major?A job application. |
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How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?“Meet Patty.” |
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“I handle important transactions for a large multinational company.”This is what the graduate tells ... |
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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a room full of naked clowns?The Sesame Seeds on his buns. |
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A McDonald’s grill operator complains about being underpaid.He starts beating the crap out of the ot... |
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An engineer and a gender-studies grad walk into a McDonald’s.The gender-studies grad turns to the en... |
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A frog goes into McDonald’s and orders a cheeseburger.The cashier looks at the frog and asks him, “W... |
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Did you ever hear about McDonald’s sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia?Ethiopia wrote back and sai... |
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What do Islamic Mcdonald’s employees wear?A cheeseburka. |
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Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald’s?It was his First Order. |
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A man worked in a factory that produces French fries for McDonald’s.One of his coworkers mentioned t... |
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Did you know that Mcdonald’s is launching a new burger to commemorate Shakespeare’s birthday?It is c... |
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What did Kris Kross order at McDonald’s?A Biggity, Biggity, Biggity Mac. |
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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald’s?A Friar. |
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How is working at McDonald’s similar to being an archaeologist in Athens?You end up smelling like an... |
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Did you hear that McDonald’s has paused operations in Russia?They successfully imposed a No Fry Zone... |
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A dyslexic boy is driving home from training with his ma’am.“Can we go to McDonald’s, ma’am? I’m hun... |
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Why are McDonald’s ice cream machines not allowed in the court room?Because they’re always out of or... |
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Who’s Ronald McDonald’s favorite rock star?McJagger. |
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What did Ronald McDonald say when MTV showed up at his house?Welcome to M’crib. |
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What do you find when you look in the dumpster behind a Parisian Mcdonald’s?French flies. |
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One day, a woman decides to save her money and get a facelift.She stopped at a shop on her way home ... |
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What does the McDonald’s employee/aspiring rapper say to each customer when placing an order?“Would ... |
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What did the frog order at McDonald’s?French flies and Diet croak. |
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Why do German McDonald’s Franchises have efficiency problems?Because in Germany, it takes nine month... |
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What do cats get from Mcdonald’s?A happy meow. |
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During his walk in front of a McDonald’s, a homeless man passed out.Everyone surrounded the man to s... |
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Remember the person who accidentally sat on a bag of McDonald’s food?Now they have ass-burgers syndr... |
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What did the Cannibal get in McDonald’s?The Kids Menu. |
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A British couple on their last day in Vancouver was at a restaurant.They asked the owner where they ... |
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Why do fat chicks charge 5$ for their OnlyFans?Because that’s how much a combo meal is at McDonald’s... |
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What do Mcdonald’s and your tinder hook-up have in common?They don’t look as good as advertised but ... |
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What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald’s?Quarter Pound Town. |
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Do you have a McDonald’s fetish?Because you look like you want to cum to M’crib. |