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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Is Cyber Monday really about shopping?“Apologies to my friends on my chat list…” |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why do most hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web?Because they are going to need a discount... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How are restaurants and online shopping alike?You have to give your order to the server. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why shouldn’t you camp outside for deals anymore?Because on Cyber Monday, the only ‘bugs’ one encoun... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What’s the safest way to shop on Cyber Monday?Stay out of the comments sections – that’s where the r... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How is Cyber Monday the opposite of your grandma’s advice?You’re literally spending it all in one pl... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why don’t cats like online shopping?They prefer a cat-alogue. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What is, followed by It’s Cyber Monday?Why did I buy that’ Tues,Where the hell is my package’ Weds,&... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What’s a holiday for people who don’t like being around other people?Cyber Monday. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How do you get 100% savings on Cyber Monday?By not purchasing anything woooooooooo! |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What is the difference between Black Friday and Cyber Monday?Black Friday is the day when most peopl... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why do lonely people love Cyber Monday?Because today they get more emails from corporations than the... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Where do cows shop online?Amoozon. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How do people celebrate Cyber Monday?By expressing our distaste for American capitalism on a website... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Did you hear that Cyber Monday deals have been extended for another day?According to the 1,000 email... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why don’t Orcs like to shop online?They prefer to support local brick and Mordor. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What does Cyber Monday sound like?The code name for an Anonymous operation to take out Garfield. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Did you hear about the man whose kids have been on eBay all day?He says, “If they’re still there tom... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?The trolley kept falling off the computer. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How do you know that Cyber Mondays are really successful nowadays?Amazon is a Prime example. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why don’t bandaids shop online?They don’t like getting ripped off. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How does the Pope shop online on Cyber Monday?With his Papal account! |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Don’t you just hate those annoying pop-up ads when you’re shopping online for BBQs?“Hot meat grills ... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What did the online shopper say after finding Cyber Monday deals?“Add to cart, and may the odds be e... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why is eBay so useless?Tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How do you call the waiting line specific to online shopping?EQ. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What do you call a dinosaur that shops on Cyber Monday?A Buy-a-lot-o-saurus! |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Did you hear about that group of restless Cyber Monday TVs?They were ADHD. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
How can you spot a programmer on Cyber Monday?They’re the ones who add items to their basket with a ... |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Did you hear about a great deal on threes*me corn on Cyber Monday?It was a 2-in-1 special. |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
Why did the spreadsheet join in on Cyber Monday fun?It wanted to excel at saving! |
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Funny Cyber Monday Jokes for Best Deals on Laughter |
What is Cyber Monday?The one time of the year people look forward to Monday mornings. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What do you call someone who is pleased on a Monday?Unemployed. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?Moleday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why are Mondays and Tuesdays the most productive days of the week?Because after that it is WTF. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What do you call Mondays when there aren’t any zoom meetings?Meetless Mondays. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What’s long, hard, and waiting for you?Monday and it’s just around the corner. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?Because Monday through Friday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How is Monday similar to a math problem?Add the Irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problem... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why shouldn’t you be more sad on Monday?Because only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why doesn’t Gordon Ramsay enjoy WWE on Monday nights?Because it is RAW. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why do people love Tuesdays?Because it is the farthest one can get from Mondays. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
If HumorNama creates a day between Sunday and Monday, what would its name be?Punday! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On a Monday morning, a man arrived at work with a black eye and a bandage on his head. When his cowo... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What do you call a sundae that melts away and turns into garbage?A Monday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What’s worse than a rainy Friday?A sunny Monday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why were Mondays created?To punish us for the things we did over the weekend. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How much is one day on Venus?It is 5,832 hours on Earth which is the same as a Monday on Earth. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why was the corrupt calendar locked up at the start of the week?It was Monday laundering. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On a Monday morning, James and Chris were by the water cooler.Chris: What did you do this weekend, J... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What makes a blonde laugh on a Monday?Anything until and unless you tell the joke on Tuesday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.Ahh, those were the days…! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Who wins in a fight among Sunday and Monday?Sunday. Monday is a weekday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why did the skeleton perform poorly in school on Monday?His heart wasn’t in it. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What happens when you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday?You hit them into next week. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Yo mama so fat, she sat on Monday and cracked Sunday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How do you avoid getting bit by a dog on Monday?Kill it on Sunday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On Monday morning, the teacher saw someone had scribbled the word “p*nis” in tiny characters on the ... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On what day do whales do groans and grunts?On moanday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why didn’t the werewolf go to school?It was Moonday! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What was the most depressing part of the week?Monday mournings! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
When do Mondays come before Sunday?In the dictionary. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why did Odin say every Monday morning?“Eye don’t want to get up.” |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How does one break up with Monday?“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How are the hens feeling on Monday?Eggshausted! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Heymon.(Heymon who?)Heymonday is here already! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is Johnny left with at the end of the year if he buys seventeen donuts every Monday and consume... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Yo mama so stupid, on a job application it said “s*x” and she wrote Monday Wednesday and sometimes F... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What did Monday have to say to Friday?“Between you and I, today is a good day to hump.” |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What does The Rock refer to as the night his child was born?Monday Night Raw. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why was the broom late for work on Monday morning?It over-swept! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On Monday mornings, what does the executioner say?“Time to beheaded to work.” |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why did Selena Gomez break up with The Weeknd on a Monday?She wished The Weeknd was longer. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Toothy.(Toothy who?)Toothy the day after Monday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What happened to necromancers who broke school rules on Monday?They got ex-spelled! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Which day of the week does TESLA choose to launch rockets?Moonday! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How do you know Monday is a man?It comes too quickly! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
How is it possible that a man came to a town with his horse on a Saturday and stayed for one night b... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is the worst Monday one can have?The next one. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is scarier than Friday the 13th?Monday the 13th. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Monday.(Go Away!) |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is the most depressing sound you can hear on Monday?Alarm clocks. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is the most common Sunday request of schoolchildren?A foot of snow by Monday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
A psychologist inquired about his client’s problems.“I suppose I can see into the future, doc.”“Into... |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why didn’t the tiger go to school on Monday?It wasn’t feline well. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
On Monday morning, what did the cashew say?Monday always drives me nuts. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why did the zombie didn’t go to school on Monday?It was feeling rotten. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why did Bumblebee didn’t to school on Monday?It was a little rusty! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is the bright side of Monday?It happens only once a week! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Yo mama so fat, she trampled a guy to death on Cyber Monday. |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
What is the shortest horror story ever?Monday! |
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Monday Jokes & Puns For The Worst Day Of The Week |
Why is it that when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s considered a “natural phenomenon”…... |